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These includes the most common activities that Facebookers engage in, ranging from the posting of photos, commenting on friends’ posts, and perhaps most fundamentally, the updating of statuses.

The posting of statuses is the most basic kind of sharing because it only requires the use of words to express ourselves, our thoughts and opinions.

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